It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by Colin Nissan

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by Colin Nissan

Author:Colin Nissan [Nissan, Colin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 2021-01-15T00:00:00+00:00


Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling?

Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get kO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above.

And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.

for now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some taXered overalls, and a floPpy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.



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